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# :DDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hey are your ears really ringing that bad or are you just missing a little bit of yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Only my left ear. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i bet you can fix it with yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'll never go to jail
because jail is for bad people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Racismlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ^ this
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hey Sam!
Wanna see something funny? I was just looking for a picture of George W Bush and found this:

www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png

LOL! Worst drawing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha good job they tagged it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
Also, I like answering questions on Yahoo Answers.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
nice referencing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
(even though I've spent all day on tvtropes, which is as densely packed with references as a cultural neutron star)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I also asked a question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArWMxwMV7GgvK.Sy8SrmrUojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090714112214AAJF9Z1

This is my fave answer so far:

""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein

"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia

"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon

You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I too enjoy this.
but never ask anything worth posting here.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Remember:
"I'm believer in equality.

If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.

If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.

If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.

Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.

PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# an Adversary is what you have after a year, or a number of years, of being married.
Oh my good lord, I swear a bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I try my best ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# you bloody smartarse... great work, there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that's Guy Smiley from the Muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck, you're right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It totally is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# HIS IRISES ARE ESCAPING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It's UNCANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I know right?
Like, WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Good Grief!
That's just appalling!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I bet you drew it :p
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yep, that's about my level*
*really is my level (which is why I don't draw anything, that's my brother's oevre)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)