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[challenge entry] woo gaffer tape.

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(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:25, archived)
# :DDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:26, archived)
# hey are your ears really ringing that bad or are you just missing a little bit of yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Only my left ear. But yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# i bet you can fix it with yellow noise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# i'll never go to jail
because jail is for bad people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)
# A conversation with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a scotch and soda along with a quiet conversation with Jesus.
This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said, “Jesus, why do I work so hard?”
Jesus replied, “Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.”
I said: “I thought that money was the root of all evil.”
Jesus replied, “No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad.”
I was starting to feel better, but I still had a few burning questions, so I asked, “Jesus, what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?”
Jesus replied: “That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.”
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Racismlols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# ^ this
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hey Sam!
Wanna see something funny? I was just looking for a picture of George W Bush and found this:

www.clipagon.com/George_W_Bush_3.png

LOL! Worst drawing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# haha good job they tagged it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
Also, I like answering questions on Yahoo Answers.

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714111039AApWtcN
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
nice referencing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# *doesn't get it*
(even though I've spent all day on tvtropes, which is as densely packed with references as a cultural neutron star)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I also asked a question.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArWMxwMV7GgvK.Sy8SrmrUojzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090714112214AAJF9Z1

This is my fave answer so far:

""Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Eienstein

"The most beautiful system of the sun, planets, and comets, could only proceed from the counsel and dominion on an intelligent and powerful Being." Isaac Newton, Principia

"It is true, that a little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion ..." Sir Francis Bacon

You can dislike it all you want, I'm just providing an answer to the question by providing facts and quotes from scientists."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I too enjoy this.
but never ask anything worth posting here.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Remember:
"I'm believer in equality.

If you were to rape someone and call the child Jesus, I'd see you in jail.
The same should happen to the gods.

If you were to kill someone then I would see you in court and then in jail. The same should happen to gods.

If you were able to stop the killing of someone but didn't, you would be charged with negligence or manslaughter. The same should happen to gods.

Too bad the gods never live up to their own moral codes.

PS Didn't someone's god create Darwin?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:46, archived)
# an Adversary is what you have after a year, or a number of years, of being married.
Oh my good lord, I swear a bit of wee came out I laughed so hard.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I try my best ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)
# you bloody smartarse... great work, there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that's Guy Smiley from the Muppets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuck, you're right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:30, archived)
# It totally is as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:33, archived)
# HIS IRISES ARE ESCAPING!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)
# It's UNCANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I know right?
Like, WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Good Grief!
That's just appalling!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I bet you drew it :p
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Yep, that's about my level*
*really is my level (which is why I don't draw anything, that's my brother's oevre)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Ha.
Did you stick them on and then watch TV all day waiting for someone to appear in place?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)
# if the idea makes you happy
then yes, that's what I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ha.
You loser, you should have just paused it and put them on after ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# but...I...but...
DAMN YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)
# LOL!
Consider yourself legalised ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)
# he killed the internet for everyone by getting there first
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Haaaa!
awesome win :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea
Hitler's timing was poor.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I'd heard that this is what actually happened
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Oswald Mosley would have been devastated and disappointed
If he'd known.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Woo!
Clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:42, archived)
# click :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)
# click!
well done making him look like a mustachioed five year old :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Thank you
I thought it was as good a way of conveying my disrespect as any other.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)
# yay!
I hoped this would be peaed, I remember it in my head as being done in the style of Grey Kid and confused him when asking about it.

Now clicked (as I should have done originally) and saved for future enjoyment. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Generous praise indeed, thank you very much
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Deserved
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Although they're both great
there is indeed one in the style of Grey Kid, I'm certain. Or was it (the style of) The Neville?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:06, archived)
# haha
it took two reads to click, top notch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# /me makes mental note
Never read b3ta at work...
Or you'll burst out in a loud laugh, and then have to explain why you did so to your colleagues... And you can't really as you'd have to point out the image.

Awesome pun there. Well done.
(NoSoup4U, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Awesome
But since when did Hitler look like one of the Scousers from Harry Enfield and Chums?
(blotchydave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)
# A A A
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# RIS?
The German words for Jews and juice are Juden and Zaft, respectively. Neither word rhymes with the other one, so where is the joke?

Someone please explain, 'cause I'm RISing my little black heart out.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 0:46, archived)
# you know
horses don't really talk as well?
(ms, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Hitler...
... only spoke German in the movies you know.
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Make me think of this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwW1KOHYZg
(yes, it's french, you can skip to 1:00 for the interesting part)
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# le lol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:41, archived)
# That was great :) Although trying to understand a Frenchman speaking German (as a Brit) is tricky...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# hahahah!
this is infinitely better than just photoshopping it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)
# No sorry you have lost me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)