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# I have been on this train for my whole life.
Really. For ever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# what train is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am going from Paddington to Exeter.
I am also going mad.

It took me 2 hours and 3 minutes to get to Paddington, yet I have been on the return train FOR EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# liverpool lime street to euston
is one hell of a trip. i used to take the early bird, it was freezing and the buffet car was always closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# worst journey. brighton to manchester.
direct they said. YEAH VIA FUCKING READING RUGBY AND EVERYWHERE ELSE! 12 hours it took me. nearly over it now.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# glasgow-london night train, trying to sleep in the 'no-cabin' carriage seats :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# direct my arse
the only good things about the train are that it doesn't wobble as much as a bus, you can walk about, you can have a piss and buy food/drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# that is a big plus though.
i used to travel between brighton and London on the coach regulary. it used to take 2 and a half hours, which is well outside my bladder range after a few pints whilst waiting. got put off in streatham a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i travel to spain by coach
have done for 24 years. it's a slog, but you get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# i drove back from southern spain last year.
i had to have another spinal op after that one. never again.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i'm glad i can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# What ya doing in Exeter?
I come from Exeter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# be glad you're not on a boat. with t pain. singing.
:D
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