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# they might look cute
but they ain't
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)
# cats are evil, this is a known fact.
they also eat woodlice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# I have been on this train for my whole life.
Really. For ever.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# what train is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# I am going from Paddington to Exeter.
I am also going mad.

It took me 2 hours and 3 minutes to get to Paddington, yet I have been on the return train FOR EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
# liverpool lime street to euston
is one hell of a trip. i used to take the early bird, it was freezing and the buffet car was always closed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
# worst journey. brighton to manchester.
direct they said. YEAH VIA FUCKING READING RUGBY AND EVERYWHERE ELSE! 12 hours it took me. nearly over it now.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# glasgow-london night train, trying to sleep in the 'no-cabin' carriage seats :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# direct my arse
the only good things about the train are that it doesn't wobble as much as a bus, you can walk about, you can have a piss and buy food/drink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
# that is a big plus though.
i used to travel between brighton and London on the coach regulary. it used to take 2 and a half hours, which is well outside my bladder range after a few pints whilst waiting. got put off in streatham a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i travel to spain by coach
have done for 24 years. it's a slog, but you get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# i drove back from southern spain last year.
i had to have another spinal op after that one. never again.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
# i'm glad i can't drive
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:30, archived)
# What ya doing in Exeter?
I come from Exeter
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# be glad you're not on a boat. with t pain. singing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Uh ohs
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
# If that's another fucking bluescreen, then yes it fucking well is killing time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Oh dear
windows playing up?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:39, archived)
# I've got my raping shoes on
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Lovely
would you like to buy some waders for it?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
# cor, and how!
what are ye rates?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I only have one prototype set so far

But I imagine the final product will cost a little more than the price of two pairs of boots and a glue gun
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
# it's great fun getting the cat into them
although it takes several hours for the bleeding to stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Hmm. Would you be interested in some cat-handling gauntlets?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
# no
i got rid of the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
# serious business.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)
# Lovely soft coat says 'stroke me'
but the teeth say 'kill me with hammers'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 1:34, archived)