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# You could make the title legible?
It's actually fearsomely good :)

If we're thread jacking, then, hey, internet, look at this freakishly badly photoshopped picture and the butt-kissing comments below. Are they bloody blind or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
# This is the kind of thing the Transport Police release footage of
"An aspiring young model was killed today after posing on railway tracks. Her high heels got caught and she was unable to free herself in time."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
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Her high heels got caught A comedy villain came out of nowhere, wearing a top hat and tails, and tied her to the tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# then along came jones?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I would violate her....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
# is that a ladyboy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Never mind the genitalia, look at the leg!
Does she have a left thigh that's twice the length of the other one, or is it just dislocated?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
# so she walks with a bit of a limp...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
# A limp what?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 18 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)