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# Folks, I got the blooz so bad I'm here at 3:40am.
Help.

I had a date lined up for tomorrow nite with the best-looking girl in a town of 100,000 people. She texted me to cancel, with the words: 'I don't think it's a good idea...' (etc etc).

Drat.

Also, I'm facing redundancy. July 31. Will we know in advance? We don't know.

Any words of comfort out there? (Or out-and-out pisstaking, come to that)

*EDIT* Yep, this is her, btw. Or it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)
# She's cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Heh,
That's exactly what I was after.

*EDIT*
And also, she's hurt my feelings. So she can damn well have this picture put on the internet. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# She may be cuuuute, but I bet she's a complete DUMBASS.
Yeah, stupid DUMBASS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
# I bet she poos too
all the time

just all day long

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Oh she's sick. She's not worth the effort. Anyone who's a DUMBASS and who POOS all over. I mean ew not worth the effort.
I bet she has ANTS too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# FUCKING ANTS!!!
*shakes fist*

ANTS!!

*shakes fist again*

SHIT! MY FIST IS THROBBING!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Please check your blood for ants.
Frants.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# I can't
because

of the MOTH?S

FUCKING MOTHS!?!

thud thud thud thud thud

STOP THEM TTSTSTSTR!! SOPT THEM!!

thud thud thud thud thud

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)
# AHHH AHHH AHHH THEY'RE FLYING AT MY FACE BUT IT ISN'T THE MOON.
THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK THEY'RE DRUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
# So can I say that I would now?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
# yeah man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# You're welcome.
She wouldn't with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
# Depending on my level of consciousness
I would you as well
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:10, archived)
# If it involves a free trip to Brazil,
I'm surprisingly open-minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# You can travel across the sea

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Ooh, is that that Jesus bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# that was my reaction
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)
# *starts feeling a bit better...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAH fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)
# Stylish
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
oh yea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)
# awwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)
# Haha! - Awwww...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:32, archived)
# IF THIS IS THE BLUES, WHY'D I FEEL SO GREEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)
# IT'S BECAUSE YOU OFF, BOY, PLUM OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)
# What's the gag - I say, what's the gag, son? Gag, that is.
 
www.last.fm/music/Regurgitator/_/If+This+Is+The+Blues,+Why+Do+I+Feel+So+Green%3F
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
# my internet has lost strength
and I cannot stream anything

so I think it is time for bedlessp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:11, archived)
# "this isn't 4chan"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
# that is always comforting to hear
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)
# no but really
try maybe doing something else instead of going on a date
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# This one time I 4chan and it was rubbish but then 4chan I was told it was and it was always rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)
# accidentally a 4chan this one time I
accidentally this one time I a 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# I 4chan and no one else 4chan so I stopped 4chan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# It bloody is at this time of night, Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# Noooooo
for a start we've all got names.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)
# ANNENMES!!
U CNT SE MY NAME IV GOT GO AN NAME .
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)
# Ah bless
it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I want a bacon sandwich
will you make me one?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I don't think either of us would enjoy that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
# oh yeah
I forgot

you only eat vegetable-meat.

This is a a cat's trophy

I will have to make a snaditch myself in this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# Hoooold on there
how about I offer you a fine veggie alternative?
Although yeah, I am aware of the pervasive power of bacons for meat-eaters.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:08, archived)
# Mofaha are we best friends yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Wate, I'll check my chart.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
# We're even lower than we started, guys. We're not even colleagues now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:06, archived)
# YOU ARE A CORLAL REEF CREATURS WITH YOUR ANEEMONONES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:02, archived)
# here
eatliver.com/i.php?n=4573
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)
# ahhhahhhah awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:05, archived)
# 1) Stop following me around.
2) Stop taking photographs of me.
3) Ignore 1 &/or 2, and I'll set my mum on you. And you don't want that, believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)