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# Q&D in more ways than one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
She looks happy with them anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# mr. whippy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Huuuuuurrrrrrppp
woo, even though I could retch...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Good lord, look at her lovely teefs....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:26, archived)
# they could give you
a blow job and a circumcision at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pardon
but that's immoral and i won't have it!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# IMMORAL? WHY, HOW DARE YOU!
my reputation is impeccable!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)
# i see you have your own chamber now
well done, lady :)
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# yes
my lovely sex dungeon.
it shall have studded red leather, shackles, manacles, a rack, an insert-o-matic, dribbly candles, a gimp mask hanger and a funbox
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
# sounds like a relaxing, homely place to spend an afternoon...
are you taking bookings?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# yes
but i need at least 2 weeks' notice if you want the insert-o-mat treatment. unless we have a thunderstorm, of course. then i can use the lightning to power it.
every dominatrix is at least 20% evil genius ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
# o_O
*checks diary*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# sounds romantic :)
....off to work now. ttfn
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 'bye!
i'll keep a rack reserved for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
# ....I hate to say it, but she sure looks like she belongs in an episode of Wallace and Gromit...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# how much fun would that be
to live in an Aardman world!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# groo!
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)