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# Wrong sort of rain, mate.
You see, you've got your normal rain, right, that comes down all straight up 'n down like? You get me?

Then, there's the OTHER sort of rain, that comes at you all sideways like, you know like ZAP! POW! And where we'd be then, eh? In the fucking shit mate, that's where.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Don't forget about that fine rain
That stuff grinds the whole rail infrastructure to a halt
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell, FINE rain, that stuff's the WORST...
Hmmm. Maybe I should get a job on the railways.

Although I saw this fat lawyer guy arguing with one of the platform guys (attendants? guards?) as to why the train left without him (he basically just missed it) the conversation went:

Fat lawyer : "You dispatch the train!"
Platform guy : "The driver closes the doors, sir"
Fat lawyer : "But, you dispatch the train!" (&ct.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Did the lawyer not say "OBJECTION!"?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Ha! No, but I did see a girl at the same station (Cambridge) saying "Well, you can't PROVE that we didn't buy tickets..."
*sigh* I would have replied "Studying law are we, Madam?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Haha, classic
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Bloody students
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# always the best kind
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)