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# ALL UP IN MY LOAM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I FEEL DIRTY
OH SO DIRTY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:09, archived)
# A NICE MOIST CHOCOLATE LOAM
HMMMM?????
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(or perhaps your tastes lean more towards a lovely fatty orange loam? there's no shame in it)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)
# Yeah, but I like a bit of silt in it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:16, archived)
# Looks a bit heavy in cellulose if you ask me.
Get some termites in there to prechew some of that sticks and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Oh I assure you,
you run one of those 'cellulose' babies between your finger and thumb and all you're going to find are soft, sensuous, yealding fibers, unfolding gently like a concertina of well-composted bliss.

LOAM PR0N LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:18, archived)
# 340
www.b3ta.com/board/9612237
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:24, archived)
# SQUISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:14, archived)
# He's awfully cute. But his cage tends to stink up rather quickly.
He's carnivorous, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:17, archived)
# SOOOOO LOAMY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:19, archived)
# Sometimes people don't like to talk about loam
and that has to be ok too. I feel kind of sorry for them though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:25, archived)
# AAAGGHH NO TINY PINK MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY LOAM IS ALL RUINED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:27, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG BUT WOULD THEY LISTEN THAT'S NOT A QUESTION BY THE WAY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:29, archived)
# YEAH BUT IF IT WAS A QUESTION THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)
# NO THEY WOULD THEY NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:49, archived)
# NO THEY WOULD NO YOU'RE RIGHT THEY WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:27, archived)
# It's the Loam Ranger
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:39, archived)
# LOOOOOOAAMMMMMMMMMMMMm
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 4:47, archived)