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# SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
football crazy, she's football mad...
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:44, archived)
# The football it has taken away
The.. er..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:45, archived)
# just act as if nothing has happened
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Will do.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# good
I'll be checking from time to time - fuck that shit let's boogie
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *unpacks disco ball*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:48, archived)
# where were you keeping that?
*grimaces*
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I have no idea.. D:
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# check - quickly
before someone important asks... also we need more dry ice
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Ok. How are we for lights?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58, archived)
# we're not too bad
the DJ is out of his mind on Crystal Meth, but I have an in the mix 96 CD
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Good.
Right, Lets get this fired up then.
Oh, and the disco ball has "Pink Floyd 1994" written on it, should i just use it anyway?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02, archived)
# we have a bigger problem
the bar is almost out of Midori
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hmm..
We have melon juice, will they notice the difference?
Or we could do a quick rundown to the off-license. There might be some there..
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06, archived)
# I can't name a footballer
Ulrika hasn't shagged
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Justin Fashuno? Or however you spell it
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
# She's had him too
She used a strap-on
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# For him to penetrate her with, obviously.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# double ended?
the end???
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# at least 3
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# 3 double ended strapons?
we're going to need a professional on call... or a few keen amateurs
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# or about 8 disinterested amateurs
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have left this conversation
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I keep it alive with my love
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01, archived)
# it takes the love of a good woman
or several average ones
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04, archived)
# FASH! AH-AH!
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
# haha
I'd forgotten about that
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53, archived)
# :D
me too until I saw her name... then I remembered.

how are ya?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
# tired and looking for a job that doesn't make me quite as bored as my current one.
yourself?
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hmm - I feel for you
I'm unutterably fucking awesome... I'm in Hanoi and I'm drunk.
(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10, archived)