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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:35,
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*tries to unlock pension*
*fails*
Damn.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:36,
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I got the key
I got the secret,
I got the key to a
a-nother way-ee-ay-ee
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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:O
I knew it was you, on that dark winter night back in '91...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Es are good
Es are good
wooooahhh oooh
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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calling Mr. Raider
calling Mr. Wrong
call him insane
(insane)(insane)
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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You've got "insane" tattooed on each butt-cheek
That's awesome!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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:)
I also have 'genius' tattooed on my ball sack (which is technically called a scrotum which should always be pronounced in a Scottish accent)
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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You can't not say scrotum in a Scottish accent, really.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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try shouting it in a Russian accent
it doesn't even fucking work like that. I did that once and ended up with a bowl of beetroot soup...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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Are you some kind of magician's apprentice?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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I'm kermit the frog's
butt double
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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I bet that keeps you busy?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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:(
I was once rimmed by Gonzo...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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That must have been quite a feat for him
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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he got his nose docked
into my foreskin...
it was quite thrilling for a while
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:07,
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...and now you have somewhere to keep your disco-ball!
win win!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:09,
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awooga!
magic
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new_matt,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:39,
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Haha!
and nice screen effect too
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:41,
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cheers
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:54,
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Old-school CRT for the win.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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^this
It's awesome!
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mr ginglymus has something in his pance,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
football crazy, she's football mad...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:44,
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The football it has taken away
The.. er..
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:45,
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just act as if nothing has happened
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:46,
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Will do.
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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good
I'll be checking from time to time - fuck that shit let's boogie
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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*unpacks disco ball*
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:48,
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where were you keeping that?
*grimaces*
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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I have no idea.. D:
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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check - quickly
before someone important asks... also we need more dry ice
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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Ok. How are we for lights?
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58,
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we're not too bad
the DJ is out of his mind on Crystal Meth, but I have an in the mix 96 CD
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00,
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Good.
Right, Lets get this fired up then.
Oh, and the disco ball has "Pink Floyd 1994" written on it, should i just use it anyway?
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:02,
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we have a bigger problem
the bar is almost out of Midori
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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Hmm..
We have melon juice, will they notice the difference?
Or we could do a quick rundown to the off-license. There might be some there..
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Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:06,
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I can't name a footballer
Ulrika hasn't shagged
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:47,
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Justin Fashuno? Or however you spell it
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:50,
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She's had him too
She used a strap-on
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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For him to penetrate her with, obviously.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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double ended?
the end???
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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at least 3
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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3 double ended strapons?
we're going to need a professional on call... or a few keen amateurs
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:55,
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or about 8 disinterested amateurs
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:59,
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I have left this conversation
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:00,
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I keep it alive with my love
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:01,
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it takes the love of a good woman
or several average ones
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:04,
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FASH! AH-AH!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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haha
I'd forgotten about that
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:53,
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:D
me too until I saw her name... then I remembered.
how are ya?
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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tired and looking for a job that doesn't make me quite as bored as my current one.
yourself?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:08,
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hmm - I feel for you
I'm unutterably fucking awesome... I'm in Hanoi and I'm drunk.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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Hahah, bollock sauce
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:49,
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Daddies?
*repressed memeories*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:52,
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THIS is why I don't like brown sauce
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Victor Meldrew,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:57,
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sick and twisted thoughts, I like it well done
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rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs.,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:51,
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top shop
what page for cosmo and dibs fan fiction?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:56,
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ha ha ha
you evil cunt - I'm doing Cosmo and Dibs accents now...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 14:58,
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hahahha :D
i can't believe i've never presented my cock to someone as if it were the fish of the day before. what have i been doing with my life?!
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:03,
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Just remember not to fillet...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:10,
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or de-scale it
*faints*
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Thu 30 Jul 2009, 15:15,
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