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# Grover is the most inconsequential character
Jim Henson ever created. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# what about mister snuffaluffagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# He actually did something,
and was at least a MOTHERFUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTH!

Grover never did anything, and he was just a lankier, fatter, bluer Elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yes
but he was an annoying woolly prick with huge eyelashes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You're an annoying prick with huge eyelashes :(
You may be wooly, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i am not!
my eyelashes are actually quite small
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Oh, it all makes sense now,
You're just jealous of his eyelashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# curses!
my secret shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Busted bitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha!
it's been a while since someone said that to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Look below, it's your lucky night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ah bitch, you got jacked bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# don't call me a bitch, you bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# be quiet bitch I'm tryin' to beat on a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# don't be bitchin' at me, bitch
leave that bitch alone and shut your bitch ass up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Damn I'm gonna bust a nut in your eye bitch
just to show you where I'm comin' from, naaaahh'mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# you're going to bust a nut
in my eye.
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yo yap that bitch
she try to spaz out then smack that bitch
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i see.
tell me, have you ever considered anger management?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
What? My whole family nuts. Run up yo' stash house,
tie granny up, make you strip butt-naked
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i don't have a granny
and i'm already naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpkSQTSI2o
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ah
that explains why i'd never heard of it. i don't like rap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I fucking love MOP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Fo sheezy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I assume you own a copy of Adam F: Kaos.
If not, get it, it is fucking immmense!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# No I don't but I've written that down now.
How gangsta of me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# The fella, Adam F,
was a Drum n Bass producer but he made Kaos: Anti-Acoustic Warfare and as far as I am concerned, had as much of an impact as Dre with 2001. It is an amazing album with MOP, LL Cool J, De La Soul, Pharoahe Monch, redman, Capone, Noreaga and shedloads more appearing on it. I fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that sound's more like me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# He pre-dates Elmo by decades.
Elmo's just some toddler-pleasing cunt that Henson mashed out one day when he saw his erection ratings sagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Calm down, you're getting a bit too upset about a children's puppet show.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You sure about that? I think you would actually find that Grover only appeared 2 years before Elmo.
Granted, he wasn't credited as Elmo originally, just a monster, but still.

Anyway, that is irrelevant. Elmo is a million times more interesting on a day to day basis then Grover could ever be.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# you're fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh I am am I?
Well do you know what? Your mum's gay and you're a cunt :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# take back what you said!
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# No, I won't.
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Reading between the lines,
I'd say you quite like Grover?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# one of my favorite muppets
The gentlest of all.

It IS a shame he never married, though.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I fear that you are mistaken
Grover was gainfully employed and very good at his job.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GOGNE0nWHk

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# THIS ^^
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I love that sketch :D
However, that is all he ever did. Cause trouble for paying customers. The more I think about it, he is an utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Again, I must assert that you are mistaken
He was also a messenger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnGzpoDK_xQ

And a taxi driver.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4p_rX74TgI

And a hot dog salesman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZpIHFMC84c
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Again, he was causing trouble for paying customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Mr. Johnson didn't pay for his sing-and-dancing telegram.
I put it to you that it is actually the blue twat who is a cunt. Ha so there.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Grover and I would like to thank you for your help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)