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# wobba wobba wobba
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Grover is the most inconsequential character
Jim Henson ever created. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# what about mister snuffaluffagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# He actually did something,
and was at least a MOTHERFUCKING WOOLY MAMMOTH!

Grover never did anything, and he was just a lankier, fatter, bluer Elmo.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yes
but he was an annoying woolly prick with huge eyelashes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# You're an annoying prick with huge eyelashes :(
You may be wooly, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# i am not!
my eyelashes are actually quite small
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# Oh, it all makes sense now,
You're just jealous of his eyelashes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# curses!
my secret shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Busted bitch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha!
it's been a while since someone said that to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Look below, it's your lucky night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ah bitch, you got jacked bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# don't call me a bitch, you bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# be quiet bitch I'm tryin' to beat on a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# don't be bitchin' at me, bitch
leave that bitch alone and shut your bitch ass up!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Damn I'm gonna bust a nut in your eye bitch
just to show you where I'm comin' from, naaaahh'mean!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# you're going to bust a nut
in my eye.
hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Yo yap that bitch
she try to spaz out then smack that bitch
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# i see.
tell me, have you ever considered anger management?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
#
What? My whole family nuts. Run up yo' stash house,
tie granny up, make you strip butt-naked
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i don't have a granny
and i'm already naked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGpkSQTSI2o
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# ah
that explains why i'd never heard of it. i don't like rap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# :C
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:44, archived)
# I fucking love MOP ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Fo sheezy!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I assume you own a copy of Adam F: Kaos.
If not, get it, it is fucking immmense!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# No I don't but I've written that down now.
How gangsta of me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# The fella, Adam F,
was a Drum n Bass producer but he made Kaos: Anti-Acoustic Warfare and as far as I am concerned, had as much of an impact as Dre with 2001. It is an amazing album with MOP, LL Cool J, De La Soul, Pharoahe Monch, redman, Capone, Noreaga and shedloads more appearing on it. I fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# that sound's more like me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# He pre-dates Elmo by decades.
Elmo's just some toddler-pleasing cunt that Henson mashed out one day when he saw his erection ratings sagging.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Calm down, you're getting a bit too upset about a children's puppet show.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You sure about that? I think you would actually find that Grover only appeared 2 years before Elmo.
Granted, he wasn't credited as Elmo originally, just a monster, but still.

Anyway, that is irrelevant. Elmo is a million times more interesting on a day to day basis then Grover could ever be.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# you're fucking gay
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Oh I am am I?
Well do you know what? Your mum's gay and you're a cunt :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# take back what you said!
i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:38, archived)
# No, I won't.
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Reading between the lines,
I'd say you quite like Grover?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:40, archived)
# one of my favorite muppets
The gentlest of all.

It IS a shame he never married, though.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# I fear that you are mistaken
Grover was gainfully employed and very good at his job.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GOGNE0nWHk

(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# THIS ^^
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I love that sketch :D
However, that is all he ever did. Cause trouble for paying customers. The more I think about it, he is an utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Again, I must assert that you are mistaken
He was also a messenger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnGzpoDK_xQ

And a taxi driver.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4p_rX74TgI

And a hot dog salesman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZpIHFMC84c
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Again, he was causing trouble for paying customers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Mr. Johnson didn't pay for his sing-and-dancing telegram.
I put it to you that it is actually the blue twat who is a cunt. Ha so there.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Grover and I would like to thank you for your help
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# i LOVE Grover!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I never said I wasn't a fan....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I think I understand your point. Sweet and gentle, yes.
...but sadly also very ineffectual. If was fighting for my life (with sticks, against James Kirk), I would NOT pick him to be on my side. Would I want to get high with him though? Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Ah, Your youth involved more getting high
than fighting for your life against james Kirk with sticks *breathes* AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:51, archived)
# OMG, you're my shrink :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# That F stands for Five hundred
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:37, archived)
# :D
I am a massive Muppets and Sesame Street Fan. But he was shit. He was however, as you say, lovely :D

My personal favourites were Gonzo and Animal on The Muppet Show, and Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street :D Closely followed by Cookie Monster and Elmo. I also loved the guy painted on the glass. He wasn't a muppet though.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# i agree with you about gonzo and animal
but when it comes to sesame street, i much preferred bert and ernie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# gayers.
Oscar was clearly the best character on seasame street, and you could do worse looking up to him as a role model. *puts on garbage bin lid hat*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# yes, he is a role model
if you want to live in a bin and sell the big issue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Oscar the Grouch FTMFW!

He was not only grouchy, but he also had a heart of gold!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZr-O6olCY4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdu3dA2RdTA&feature=fvw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
I was expecting that to be that shit song you always link ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I only do that to killerkitti
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Bert and Ernie were cool,
well, Ernie was, Bert was just a pathetic moody pervert in an age before the internet. He would have played World of Warcraft if he were still alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# exactly
my 2 best mates are just like them. the "bert" one spends most of his time playing WoW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# THREEEE BAAATS AH AH AH AH AH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Supergrover fields forever !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# SGFTW!

( www.rovedaily.com.au )
Rove is a shortarse wanker - taking the piss is
like breathing - you have to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)
# gah the smug little shit's webpage is worse than his show.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Silly git.
Not one of the best characters. Cookie Monster was better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:53, archived)
# ^fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# Oh yeah?
www.b3ta.com/board/9616334 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# heh
i've never watched an entire episode, but you better believe i know about cookie monster :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Oscar the Grouch and Slimey FTW fuckers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQaq0-9eqNc&NR=1&feature=fvwp
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# had to get this out of my head. now you can have it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# grover was cool because he was a thug
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# hello sexy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hello dead jawa on mars
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# how the fuck are you, cuntface?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# im just blowing in the wind >>> getting french with the ghetto police inseperable
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# yeah man, Grover was muthafuckin hustla.

kind of like the 'Huggy Bear' of Sesame Street
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Gotta love grover
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 11:23, archived)