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# Lord, forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:03, archived)
# uggggghhhhhhh
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# anusol or preparation h?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:08, archived)
# fuck, i had to use preperation H the other day after a long, some would say agitating day on set...
i am not looking forward to being an elderly man and having to rely on that on a timely basis...
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:10, archived)
# 'on set'?
you gay for pay?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
You fiend, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:13, archived)
# (-_o)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# haha, i deserved that one.
I'm a production assistant on a horror film being shot in baltimore.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:15, archived)
# oh crikey
you have my utmost sympathy
surely it's the wrong season to be doing nightshoots?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# thankfully we shoot almost solely in the daytime
i'm up at 5:30 every day and get home by 8:30 at night. it's a lot of fun! and the AD even lets me go smoke when I want. for some reason, the first day i was there i had the worst trouble just walking from one end of the building to the other... sheesh.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:26, archived)
# well, all the best with it
my only advice is:
decent footwear and spare dry socks
a hat
always keep your eye on your boss
never EVER run, but perfect a fast walk
learn your dept drink order by rote
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# i had to use it
whn i was working at an equipmeny house. combination of liftig heavy kit + a hangover, thankfully those days are behind me haha
edit 'didn't realise i was that drunk^' * goes for a glass of water*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:41, archived)
# if it was just red ring
i suggest having talcum powder on hand
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Haha
I turn my back for one day and the puns take over.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:14, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Dear b3ta,
I have been watching the progress of this bandwagon with some interest, and wish to convey to you all that it has caused me much lollage over the past hour.
Thank you very much for your provision of internettle amusement.

Yours sincerely,

Sir Brigadier Fishcat Wooster-Fittleworth-Glossop-Smythe (Mrs.)
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:18, archived)
# don't fucking encourage them!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Aww :(
at least this bandwagon requires properly constructed jokes, and not just photoshopping someone's face into increasingly bizarre situations!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:22, archived)
# 'properly constructed jokes' I shall cherish this as a compliment!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:25, archived)
# hahaha
you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Yes ^this
JPG provided me with a good morning laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *puts trousers back on*
Glad to be of service...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:45, archived)
# I came, I saw, I buried my head in my hands
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I actually am sorry, lovely.
It remains one of my favourite crap jokes, and my resistance was low.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Mah, crap jokes make the world go around
:D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:30, archived)
# A good pun is its own reword
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:36, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
Edit: If that was a typo (which I don't think it was) it was the best one ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 23:28, archived)