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# Don't even THINK of tryin' it.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahaha
What a stallion!

Edit: Bollocks, thats the other one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# EXPLOSION!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# This one's a load of BULL ;-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Can I show off some pictures of my cat?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Sure, why not sir.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Here she is. Her name is Min-min or Blackso:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# lazewr eyes
pew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# She looks like a stuffed fox.
She kind of walks like an automaton as well and her legs are stuck out like a bulldog's.

Her skin is scabby and she farts all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hey.....ok, all black for good luck as well.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Both are good names

but I think I prefer Blackso
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# She is the survivor of many cats.
Ginger, Tabby, White-Cat and Blackso.

We've also had Bill-Gwenup-Pit, Scourge, Dot, Carry, Vincent, Cougar, Mojo, Ivy, White, Chip, Storm (Not our name), little big paws and a myriad of others.

We currently have Bun, whose real name is Chelsea, but we didn't name her and I didn't like it:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Bun is not cute.
Bun is evil and unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Did she have many homes before yours?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# She had a bad life before.
She lived in a single room and was hounded by a dog (no pun intended).

This is why I have her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Aww
Glad it got a better home
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Bun looks like a tabby that's full of herself, not mean at all.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# The complete opposite.
Scared of everything and evil as sin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# *Recoils*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# How's your book coming along, Abdul?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Oh it's done
It's a detailed hands on account and guide to necrophilia :)

Edit: Hahahah www.digital-brilliance.com/necron/necron.htm people actually take this seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I liked the bit about even death may die

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Are they special pictures of it doing special tricks?

Evening Manley
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Sometimes she hisses and forgets to close her mouth for minutes at a time:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# I'm impressed*

* You have minutes to make a good pic and you come up with this?

Looks like a badass motherfucker other motherfuckers don't fuck with.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# She is absolutely tiny.
She's not really much of a match for a medium sized rat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# How old is she bud?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# 21.
She used to be very pretty and hate people, not she craves attention and stinks and is generally foul.

She is happy, so she is looked after, but she is bloody close to death and does shit everywhere. Stopped breathing after her second or third stroke and went stiff and cold, but a good hard shake brought her back around and we stopped work on the hole.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I fear you might have a zombie cat living in your house

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# She was my Grandmother's,
but when my Grandfather died in '91 she couldn't really cope, so I went and got Blackso and 'Storm'. She's still going, although Storm gave up - strange - Gave Storm to my girlfriend's dad (at the time) and the dad has died of a brain tumour and the girlfriend died of breast cancer before the cat copped it.

Ho-hum.

She's a mess, but my parents never do much looking after their pets and they just sort of let them live in the house and feed them, but their animals always live a long time - the Jack Russell appeared as though it would never die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Me mate's got one that's about 10 years old......
.....& I shit you not, it's the most VICIOUS fucking thing I've ever
seen. It was a classic case of him finding it in the sack in a stream
when it was a kitten & he was out walking with his daughter. Yup, you
guessed it..."CAN WE KEEP IT DAD??". He takes it home & ONLY the
daughter's allowed to handle it to this day, anybody else...WATCH
OUT!!

I'd LOVE to have seen Kenny Glenn try his crap with this one,
he'd have no fucking eyes left in his head. Me buddy thinks it's part
wildcat.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# We had one we reared from a kitten - the mother died in birth.
We fed it with a syringe and then with a bottle and it needed its cock wiping with wet cotton wool so it would wee.

It broke its back in a car accident and was a mangy fucker, but would drink from the bottle always.

Go near it though and it'd fuck you right up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:56, archived)
# awwwwww
 
oldcat is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# A stallion with a heart
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Ah NO.....it actually EXISTS!!!!
*B****cks*!!!

*Goes back to drawing board*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Haha, nah it doesn't, I just made that :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Heh Heh.....
Ok, ya GOT me.

*Self spangs*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)