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# Interesting RG fact
RG's father was the person that invented and produced the 'Naughtees' golf tee in the eighties. The golf tee with the body of a nekkid laydee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)
# oh, yeah! I remember those!
*lies*

edit: they sound fun, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Does Riverghost still get a penny for every one sold?
Thereby enabling him to live a playboy lifestyle, very much in the spirit of Hugh Grant's typically foppish character in the minor hit film, 'About A Boy'?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Interesting IOD fact
IOD's great uncle was the BT talking clock from 1985 - 2007 (he's not dead, he just got replaced, because he was too well spoken).
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Interesting RWW fact.
I used to whack off regularly to IOD's uncle's voice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Interesting BHW fact
I have just sprayed my keyboard with tea
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:31, archived)
# interesting bbb fact
I have just split my face from grinning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That's a bit stupid!
You can damage it doing that. Why would you do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Also, why would we have assumed he was dead?
I don't think any of us actually thought he sat there reading out the time whenever anyone called up. We knew it was a recording ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Because if you knew him, and knew he was dead
hearing his voice might scare the muffins out of you.

If you somehow rang it by accident or forgot it was a recording...?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:48, archived)
# My uncle invented those hats you sometimes see at the sea-side
which say "Kiss Me Quick". Unfortunately he never really saw any money from the invention, since it only really started selling after another person refined the idea, removing the words "On My Crusty Shitter" from the back.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 14:49, archived)