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# Hello, B3ta, I breeded a Dickitten for you.

Grotesque, no?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Where can I get one?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# Everywhere.
Just get your free* dick from 0800-dicks-4-u, and draw a kitten onto it.

*dick may not be free
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# does it spit milk when you stroke it?
at least we know it's bound to like fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# No and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# dickcatthread
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO KISS MY NEW KITTEN?
 
NO I DO NOT YOU HAVE SIMPLY GLUED SOME LITTLE EARS TO YOUR COCK YOU PERVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# AHHAHAHA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Beaten to it I see!
Have this from last night, I think.

MORE:
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i146.photobucket.com/albums/r275/petehix/octopusstuck.gif
beause you inspire me
*leans up close to your and tries to nestle my head into your chest*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# What? No I just drew it now.
I like your eyebrow guy.

Edit: also they remind me of FOONLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# OIC
Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# my chest was designed for nestling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# You'll get your turn!
Righyt about now *raises an eyebrow seductively and makes advance*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# 0_0
oh dear, my knickers seem to have fallen off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
#

I draw too many octopusses.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I can draw octo pie too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Pffft.
Variations of a theme:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# there is no such thing as too many octopuses
they taste lovely.
also, keep your tentacles off my fucking handbag, you seagoing mugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's okay, they're heading somewhere else
I'm the best at reassuring people :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# yay!
TENTACLES AT FULL SUCTION
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# good effort.
no wait, the other thing... no effort.
(interference, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# D:
I'll give you effort!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# EVIL GINGERBREAD MAN IS EVIL
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# You assume this because he is black
And his eyes are half eaten.
I put it to your that you are racist towards the blind.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# i put it to you
that he is the same shape as a gingerbread man.
as for the blind, i'm halfway there myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# I put it to you
Okay
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# what game is this?
(Peter_G, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# PRETORIA 1977
 
OUT NOW ON XBOX LIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# no really what is it?
(Peter_G, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Garry's Mod, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not worth a tinker's damn
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# Okay, regular kittins
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# Kittins love tea.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# I hate you so much right now
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# BECAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# APOSTROPHECUZ I WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE KELIS.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
#
FUCKING LOVE LOVE FUCKING
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)
# i was kidding
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Holy shit. I am hypnotised
Everyone post your dickittens right now.
right fucking now damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# that is TRUE Magenta, 255, 0, 255,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# DIE YOU DICKITTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# he's about to get rolled over by a big sweaty gooseberry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# it's a planet sized nutmeat
it won't end well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh good shuddering fucknuggets.
Thats shear brilliance, or horror.
I don't know which
Probably both.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# throbber is a fantastic name for a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# only for a cat that is used in such a manner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# yes
my cat was called catface
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Dickitten sounds like a German word
Probably something to do with cute, fluffy animals.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# pfft!...Cockmonster rules...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)