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# get it gold/silver plated! :)
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Did I ever tell you about the time I once accidentally gold plated my penis?
Well, when I say gold plated my penis, I actually mean dropped an After Eight mint on the floor without it's wrapper on.

I probably haven't told you it before thinking about it, it's a shit story :(
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I have never goldplated my penis

I have, however, goldplated the penii of several other men.
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Phwoar!
Now that sounds like a sexy tale....
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:06, archived)
# It was during a very honourable fight

(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOLD...oh that one eesh a keeeeper!
(, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)