You did it again! He said you would do it again, and you did! All those men dead because you wanted to get out? You coward!
No, dammnit. No, not cowardice, not that. Just so he can dance and prance, and make high cockalorum, while men die? Horribly? It is too much, I declare, too much! I shall say it! You sir, are a silk stocking full of shit!
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08,
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my dvd player has the aforementioned Sharpe episode stuck in it, and my tv ariel has blown off the roof. i beinging to become embedded in the napoleonic wars. argh
hand me my pipeclay.
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:18,
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wyh!
(coobeastieUsed to Be in Evil Gazebo,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:06,
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hi cockalorum
(sm.pl.crt.rsI don't fucking know, do I?,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:08,
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but he's not german!
that bastard, he stole that moustache off a german!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:56,
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Ah, but that's only in the finest tradition
seeing as he stole his last one from a German too
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:57,
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jealousy is an ugly thing
if he can't grow his own, can't he just buy one from a joke shop? nobody would dare laugh at him. at least, not in his country.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:01,
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joke shops are hard to come by in a dictatorship
lol politics
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:13,
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but they'd make a fortune!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:14,
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This may be true, but you need seventeen fortunes just to buy a loaf of bread in Zimbabwe
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:20,
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and here's me with only sixteen
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 15 Aug 2009, 0:22,
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Your argument is invalid my beard is hhooaaaaaauuuuhhh.