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computer game lols

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:00, archived)

Fuck yes! I like the message this purveys.

I also like vidyer gaaaames.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:02, archived)

glad someone agrees!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

Now we need Barney Calhoun shitting on Gears of War.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:03, archived)

I'll leave that to you

I need some sleep

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

A counter terrorist fucking a headcrab.

Two headcrabs on MY BALLS.

EROTIC.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:06, archived)

Zomballs

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zoldergoose, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:22, archived)

Surely Shephard.

Blue Shift was rubbish.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:14, archived)

Blue Shift > Opposing Forces

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:15, archived)

It was too short.

I'm going to mention Resistance Fall Of Man when we are talking about alien game franchises.

Mainly because taking a World War Two shotgun to an aliens face is the most satisfying thing ever. Pity the second one was all stupid and underground science bases and shit. THEY DIDN'T HAVE BLACK POLYESTER SPECIAL FORCES SUITS IN THE 1950s!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:18, archived)

Pick one:

- PlayStation 3
- Games

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'll stop buying consoles the day they start making PC games which actually fucking work properly and/or don't have to be powered by the sun.

Fucking Left 4 Dead really occasionally freezes up for like 5 seconds at a time for no reason making it basically unplayable and completely fucking the teamworking element.

Nice going developers!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:27, archived)

I got no issues, man.

Bioshock refused to load when I got it, but it turned out to be a conflicting driver. My games work, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:29, archived)

POWERED BY THE SUN.

Also why the fuck do most games not seem to have a lobby system these days?

Is it some kind of conspiracy to make games shit? By putting in regenerative health, no health bars, and stupid matchmaking systems which don't work.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:35, archived)

Shut up, Yahtzee.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)

source games fuck up with some soundcards

usually extremely common onboard ones

the twats.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:34, archived)

Fuck.

I bet there isn't even an option to not render the sound either.

This wouldn't happen if they did it in OpenGL!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)

-nosound

I think :)

or -noaudio

there's a bunch of startup options

I found that from changing from the onboard sound to a soundblaster with some russian drivers that half life went from crashing.. a lot.. predictably, and hanging, and just hanging and doing nothing

to working completely all the time

source is the only thing that fucks in this way on my machine

I suspect valve are probably using some naughty microsoft secrets for the audio that pushes less than perfect (in the area prodded) sound drivers/hardware over the edge and into fail.

of course, it's not valves fault and if you have a problem with their software you are to uninstall it and fuck off apparently.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)

I don't think I ever finished blue shift

it always ran like a bag of shit and then crashed at the end

if for this reason only, opposing force wins.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:20, archived)

Use the patch, man.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:25, archived)

great sucess

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:04, archived)

I do what I must

because I can

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:05, archived)

FULL LIFE CONCEQUENCES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 0:11, archived)