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# Hey guys


I worked on my first porn set yesterday and I need a porn name to put in the credits. I am open to your suggestions.
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# Fist McCrotch
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# I like it
How's your own silly self?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# mildly intoxicated
 
how is porn
are the drugs good
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:25, archived)
# They're pretty good
Our last scene was in a bar and there was much drinking and smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:27, archived)
# When I lived in Amsterdam
a couple I knew used to do a live sex show for some extra money. One night before they went on they had a huge fight, but they really needed to do the show because they needed the cash. But once they were onstage the girl got some revenge and started knocking the guy around, smacking his dick and stuff, really hurting him. Apparently the wankers loved it, and they were asked to just do that kind of thing from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:44, archived)
# Ha
Nothing as cool as that happened on our set. It was ridiculously hot though in New York and the air conditioner had to be turned off for sound. And once they start going you don't really cut. So there was just this fountain of sex sweat flying out of the point where these two people's bodies came together. I don't know how it avoided getting all over the lens. I imagine it did get all over the DP.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:00, archived)
# What's your speciality?
Your name should reflect that probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:22, archived)
# I was assistant cameraman
which just meant I was the guy with the clap board.

I also pull focus when it's needed with the help of a knob next to the lens. It can be quite difficult because focus works logarithmically and you need the right feel for it without being able to see the subject in the view finder.

Sexually I don't have a specialty really but I now have a greater appreciation for slapping your balls against the clitoris. It seemed to achieve good results on this shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:26, archived)
# Does clapboard have another meaning on a porn set?
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# Technical eh?
Ok, something German...
Hans Frei?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 4:33, archived)
# Pffft. Clap
Hahaha. Knob. Hahahahahah.

*lords*
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# orson drills
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# SHITHOLE DEATH SQUASH
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# mouldhole guntpunt
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# ahhhhhhahhhhhahhh
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# Tits McGee
or Jeremy Balls
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# Hahaha
fucking hell I just realized what this picture is about. I have no idea why it took me so long.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 5:56, archived)