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# I'm bored.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# OH HAI KEBAB
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:41, archived)
# OH HAI EPIPHANY. DO YOU WANT TO DO THE BUMSEX?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# NO THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:42, archived)
# THIS MAKES ME VERY SAD.
HOW DO I CONVINCE THE WOMAN&trade THAT SPOKE TO ME TODAY TO DO THE BUMSEX WITH ME?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Use your magical wit and charm to woo her.
Or, failing that, chloroform.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I told her about a little about spectral methods, will this help?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:55, archived)
# if you want to ANALyse the contents of her arse in that manner, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:04, archived)
# no. i want her to swoon, pull her ample tits out, drop her pants and say "do what you want honey"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Talk quantum mechanics to her, it works a treat.
If it doesn't then you didn't collapse the waveform correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# "collapse the waveform"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I'll collapse YOUR waveform
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh baby! COLLAPSE THIS!
*propagates*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I've forgotton most of the quantum mech I learned.
I did however tell her what the Navier Stokes equations were. I think this is the obvious sign to give up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Oh shit, k3bab.
Never discuss the Navier-Stokes equations until the third date.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# This is provably true.
everything2.com/title/That+whole+bedroom+thing+wouldn%2527t+have+happened+if+you+hadn%2527t+tried+to+explain+Quantum+Physics
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Haha
my girlfriend also quite likes it when I talk Science. I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# have you tried the direct approach?
that is running away and hiding in a cupboard and crying?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, only because I don't have a cupboard I hid under my desk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I wish I had an underdesk cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I found my desk on Norton street.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Did she seem interested? Or did she just nod and smile?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:18, archived)
# she asked a sensible question.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:21, archived)
# "what the hell are you talking about?"
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:22, archived)
# no. It was something like "what's the stream function vorticity formulation then?"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You should have shown her your stream function
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:26, archived)