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I think stalking those meetings was a bad idea to begin with

I'm mean, you're not even in the cork industry, are you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)

I think they are stalking me...

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
RE:Meetings! YAY!

theoriginalsteve,

please do not forget a big meeting has been actioned for tomorrow, and it would benefit you and the team if you attended.

somemanagementtwat

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)

Sounds like a meeting to avoid

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)

I didn't manage to avoid it.... As a result, approx. 21% of my brain has decomposed as a result of trying to deal with marketing and developer jargon.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)

ROI, CPS, CLICKRATE ON YOUR HEAD MOTAFUCKAH!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)

the next person in teh office who tells me they will "touch base" once they get the correct copy in for an advert, I'm going to smash their head in with a laptop.

and garrote them with a USB cable

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)

*films*

*sends to you've been framed*
*profits*

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Joliet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)

one of my pet hates

particularly after getting a helicopter view.

(prostheses, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)

"Helicopter view"?

Oh god.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)

yes

sadly, it's used as frequently as touch base. i always thought touching base was what american teenagers dreamt of in shitty movies...

(prostheses, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)