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[challenge entry] One lump or two?

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(Corbo, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:32, archived)
# hahahahahah! *spang!*
'ningles everyone!
The trains may have been screwy this morning, it may be dull and overcast, there may be an excess of people on the underground who apparently don't wash, but I'm back in the london office, with no more crappy meetings in MK that really have nothing to do with me, so I'm happy again :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I think stalking those meetings was a bad idea to begin with

I'm mean, you're not even in the cork industry, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# I think they are stalking me...
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
RE:Meetings! YAY!

theoriginalsteve,

please do not forget a big meeting has been actioned for tomorrow, and it would benefit you and the team if you attended.

somemanagementtwat
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Sounds like a meeting to avoid

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I didn't manage to avoid it.... As a result, approx. 21% of my brain has decomposed as a result of trying to deal with marketing and developer jargon.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# ROI, CPS, CLICKRATE ON YOUR HEAD MOTAFUCKAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:21, archived)
# the next person in teh office who tells me they will "touch base" once they get the correct copy in for an advert, I'm going to smash their head in with a laptop.
and garrote them with a USB cable
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
# *films*
*sends to you've been framed*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# one of my pet hates
particularly after getting a helicopter view.
(prostheses, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# "Helicopter view"?
Oh god.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:28, archived)
# yes
sadly, it's used as frequently as touch base. i always thought touching base was what american teenagers dreamt of in shitty movies...
(prostheses, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I feel for you brother
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I'm not taking the rap for you feeling up people - don't blame it on me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I feel you up brother
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# hahaha
never mind the suger lumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)