

Your only allowed to do that to men. We only exist so that we can be emasculated in TV adverts.
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Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:20,
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I think I've only had flat coffee. I was unaware it was meant to be fizzy.
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Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:25,
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I once saw a card that was "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
inside it said:
"With a carving knife"
Now reverse male/female, and imagine the outrage...
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Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:00,
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inside it said:
"With a carving knife"
Now reverse male/female, and imagine the outrage...