

This just made me really angry. What a load of bollocks! One in four of men sexually abuse women?
EDIT: Hahaha the second I tuck tattyshop up and give it a good night kiss and a bit of a story i notice the typo.

that shagging them will very soon count as sexual abuse.
/daily mail rant
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/daily mail rant

don't wake them up. :p
EDIT: Damn that's a fine cup of tea! Bit quiet today innit.
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EDIT: Damn that's a fine cup of tea! Bit quiet today innit.

Also the wicked witch in Snow White was punished by being made to dance around in red hot iron shoes.
THe originals were pretty barbaric.
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THe originals were pretty barbaric.


Your only allowed to do that to men. We only exist so that we can be emasculated in TV adverts.
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I think I've only had flat coffee. I was unaware it was meant to be fizzy.
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I once saw a card that was "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"
inside it said:
"With a carving knife"
Now reverse male/female, and imagine the outrage...
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inside it said:
"With a carving knife"
Now reverse male/female, and imagine the outrage...

It's also acceptable to wish rape on a man, 'I hope a big guy called Carlos buggers him up the arse in prison.'
Change if from him to her and you're a socail outcast.
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Change if from him to her and you're a socail outcast.

:D
Edit: one quarter of girls suffered physical abuse, one in five boys? In other words most of the girls/boys that were hit, hit back?
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Edit: one quarter of girls suffered physical abuse, one in five boys? In other words most of the girls/boys that were hit, hit back?

if they hit a girl it's therefore sexual assualt. How do they know this. Do the make the boy fill in a questionaire afterwards?
Question 1: Did you have a stiffy when you punched the girls.
Yes. I'm 13. I have a perminant one.
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Question 1: Did you have a stiffy when you punched the girls.
Yes. I'm 13. I have a perminant one.

during the day some girl hears a rumour about this that or the other
on the way out of school she beats the crap out of the lad while he takes it (usually with head down trying to walk away)
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on the way out of school she beats the crap out of the lad while he takes it (usually with head down trying to walk away)

I always wanted to be a teacher. I just have to make do with watching all the little boys from outside the playground.
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and not to be confused. Stats reported in the news are usually useless, they say nothing about if they a correlated or not, so people assume they are.
Fact is, non of that shit should be happening, it ruins lives.
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Fact is, non of that shit should be happening, it ruins lives.

Like, "stay in the basement with your offspring" and the old favorite, "if you tell anyone--I'll smack you again"?
I would expect the numbers of adults preying on the kids to be quite higher than those stats.
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I would expect the numbers of adults preying on the kids to be quite higher than those stats.

That a woman smacked her kid in a supermarket as he was pratting about and she was arrested!
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Silly cow didn't, "wait until we get home". News items like that vs the endless
"shocking revelations" of kidnapped kids, and the like, distort the realities.
Real data is depressing and boring, so it rarely gets top bill in the media.
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"shocking revelations" of kidnapped kids, and the like, distort the realities.
Real data is depressing and boring, so it rarely gets top bill in the media.

I phoned several press agencies this morning and none of them were intrested with the huge booger I found in my nose this morning.
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We asked twelve authors of popular biographies of Princess Diana. Results on pages A4-A37.
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"Town hall bans staff from using Facebook after they each waste 572 hours in ONE month"
I didn't realise council workers spent over 18 hours a day at work.
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I didn't realise council workers spent over 18 hours a day at work.

Years ago I was IT contracing for a London council. There were about two months where there was literally about three hours work possible to do in a week.
I spent both those months turning up to head office on the Monday and being given the worksheets for this work and being told they didn't want to see me back at head office until the meeting on Friday.
So myself and eight other contracted got paid a full weeks work for doing about three hours.
Good to know taxpayers money is well spent.
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I spent both those months turning up to head office on the Monday and being given the worksheets for this work and being told they didn't want to see me back at head office until the meeting on Friday.
So myself and eight other contracted got paid a full weeks work for doing about three hours.
Good to know taxpayers money is well spent.

That works out to around 7 1/2 minutes each per week.
SHOCKING NEWS: Your tax is being spent by council workers on Facebook for 91.5 seconds during their break EVERY day!
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SHOCKING NEWS: Your tax is being spent by council workers on Facebook for 91.5 seconds during their break EVERY day!

I used to log on to the network before and bypass the proxy server too:p
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Tue 1 Sep 2009, 9:42,
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My boss would be better off playing poker from home instead of driving 60 miles each way to play solitaire. He could bet with the company car and petrol funds, that way he might actually make some money for the company if he wins anything :P
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