Ha ha! This brings back memories...At a James Bond themed Conference dinner, I realised I was far too much woman to be a Bond girl anymore. More like an Ex-Bond Girl, er, perhaps an XXL Bond Girl? Anyhoo, I made this shirt, wore it on the night, and by the end of the night, I had people swapping clothes so they could try it on for themselves. And most of them were blokes!
And maybe I'm mad for doing this, but here's me in it...
freaked the DJ out no end he said. Kept seeing a semi-naked bikini clad woman floating around in the dark hall all night.
(And maybe I'm mad for doing this, but here's me in it...
freaked the DJ out no end he said. Kept seeing a semi-naked bikini clad woman floating around in the dark hall all night.
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13,
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HahahaThat's some excellent work right there.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:34,
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Only chance of ever seeing me in a bikini ever again, that's for sure.My skinny dipping days are long over.
Now, it'd be more like chunky-dunking, anyway
8*
(Now, it'd be more like chunky-dunking, anyway
8*
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43,
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but arent you sadthat you dont actually have a nice shaped body like that?
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Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43,
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Sometimes, yesBut I just like food too much.
End of story, no excuses! And yeah, I know it'll probably kill me
(End of story, no excuses! And yeah, I know it'll probably kill me
Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47,
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