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# Bond is Back
(daio, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Is the baddy Barry Scott
Who has a cannon that fires super shiney pennies at passersby?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:53, archived)
# CAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# INTERNET ACHIEVEMENT DAY. CONGRATULATIONS ON REGISTERING ON B3TA.COM TWO YEARS AGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# 2 YEAR MILESTONE: UNLOCKED.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)
# i think achievements would
improve the b3ta experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# That's really kind of you, Ttasersoaker
Draw me an image to commemorate this momentous occasion. If it's any incentive you'd be directly competing with epiphany and killerkitti for my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I will later. Gotta get ready to go to the pub.
Furthermore, I don't compete with a 16 year old and an emo. I refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, archived)
# You're way out of my league, man.
I think me blowing out birthday candles by vomiting on them would be ideal, but please use creative license to the max.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hAPPY B§TADAY; zEITGEIST
Oh, Capslock, how annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Thank youu. How many gamerpoints do I get?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# It's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I always read his name as Zeitgeist

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I was in Køpenhavn at the weekend and went to a Bøfhus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Phoar!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Not even zeltergeist?
You didn't even get that far?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sometimes, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Happy candle day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Cheers, Earl
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Achievement unlocked: third year of b3ta
beep beep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I feel the same, really.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ACHIVEMENT UNLOCKED: SECOND B3TA DAY
Woo! Happy Candleday for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# He's gonna clean up!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, archived)
# IT'S AL LIES!
It's Jif!
*runs off to buy a marathon and some opal fruits*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# \ 0 /


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha :)
or syphilis
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Check out my fucking lovely plums
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Lovely plums sir
You want me to polish them up?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Please do
They appear to be coated with yeast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# *gets out yeast scraping tool*
This wont hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Did you trap them in something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, archived)
# That looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# O.O

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# My, those ladies look so very clean.
All thanks to you Mr Bond!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Ha ha! This brings back memories...
At a James Bond themed Conference dinner, I realised I was far too much woman to be a Bond girl anymore. More like an Ex-Bond Girl, er, perhaps an XXL Bond Girl? Anyhoo, I made this shirt, wore it on the night, and by the end of the night, I had people swapping clothes so they could try it on for themselves. And most of them were blokes!



And maybe I'm mad for doing this, but here's me in it...

freaked the DJ out no end he said. Kept seeing a semi-naked bikini clad woman floating around in the dark hall all night.

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That's some excellent work right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Only chance of ever seeing me in a bikini ever again, that's for sure.
My skinny dipping days are long over.

Now, it'd be more like chunky-dunking, anyway

8*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# but arent you sad
that you dont actually have a nice shaped body like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sometimes, yes
But I just like food too much.
End of story, no excuses! And yeah, I know it'll probably kill me
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That's
just plain clever! Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:43, archived)
# He da man
(daio, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)