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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Terrible bullying of the michelin man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:13, archived)
# He's called 'Bibendum'.
It's a pretty stupid name, but that's life (says the man with the surname 'Haggis').
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I knew a Christopher Cross (no, seriously, I'm not making this up).
And a girl whose surname was 'Hotass'. I kid you not.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# haha!
I used to work in a Ship's Chandler and the sales rep for the company Crewsaver (who make lifejackets and stuff) was called Will Drown. At least that's what it said on his business card.

If it was a wind-up, he played it very straight.

edit: just googled him - he was the real deal...well, I'll be.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Christopher Cross is a common one
One year there were four at my school across the various year groups.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Michelin man's gonna get mad
and TAKE HIM DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:14, archived)
# albino mutant ninja turtles
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Michael Howard's Fisting Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)