'She said she had seen everything, and done everything, sexually, so I asked her...'
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:42,
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My friends point to that song as everything that is wrong with me.I disagree, but I see their point.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:42,
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A classic.And one of my favorites. It pulls the wind out of the faux angsty
self indulgent twaddle one hears from all too many these days.
(self indulgent twaddle one hears from all too many these days.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:50,
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Yes, this. See also : "I'm A Sensitive Artist""I don't watch films anymore, or read books, or go to art galleries..."
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:52,
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In fact, I'm going to stop listening to Coldplay, and listen to that instead.OH YEAH, I TOTALLY JUST DID.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:52,
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Ha! I should listen to Half Man Half Biscuit, I don't know why I never have.Although I should confess to liking Suzanne Vega, though. Perhaps I am a sensitive outsider, too :)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 1:37,
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"Sensitive Artist"Translation: I have never drawn, painted, or sculpted a single thing since I was in
kindergarden and was forced to finger paint. Which has traumatized me to this day.
(kindergarden and was forced to finger paint. Which has traumatized me to this day.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:55,
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DICKWAS OBSESSED WITH HIS DICK
AND HE WOULD BEAT OFF THREE TIMES A DAY
IN THE MORNING WHEN HE WOKE UP
RIGHT AFTER OR RIGHT BEFORE DINNER
AND RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT TO SLEEP
IF HE DIDN'T GET IN HIS THREE DAILY BEATOFF SESSIONS HE WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
(PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND)
(AND HE WOULD BEAT OFF THREE TIMES A DAY
IN THE MORNING WHEN HE WOKE UP
RIGHT AFTER OR RIGHT BEFORE DINNER
AND RIGHT BEFORE HE WENT TO SLEEP
IF HE DIDN'T GET IN HIS THREE DAILY BEATOFF SESSIONS HE WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND
(PAIN IN THE ASS TO BE AROUND)
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 4 Sep 2009, 0:56,
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