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# golf is a shit game for rich wankers with fat arses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# not one looker in the lot of them
I have to deal with those wankers, although most of them are now upwardly mobile rather than rich, as all the rich ones were dying off with mattresses full of cash set to self destruct
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# yar... 2 glass eyes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# my brother-in-law has taken up golf
i have informed him that this makes him a fully-fledged twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This.
"Golf is exercise and golf is stupid. Do not let this put you off exercise." Kaz Cooke
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Golf isn't excerise. The walking from hole to hole bit is exercise, but you can do what without going anywhere near a club.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# i can think of much better ways to exercise
than twatting a little white ball around
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Steady now, ping-pong can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# only the thai version
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well, it'll keep yer downstairs toned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yeah
but every time i start with 5 balls, but i can only ever find 4 at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Mostly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this is exactly how i picture a game of golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I like it and I'm poor
Fat arse remains though. Well, not so much fat, as shapeless.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# smack it with a sand wedge
at least it'll jiggle amusingly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# an open-faced club?
[Homer Simpson voice]
"mmmmmmmmmm, open faced club sandwich"
[/Homer Simpson voice]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# mmmmmmm, sacrilicious...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# To be fair
It's me and my dad, and we just piss about. There's now only one local course will let us play
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)