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[challenge entry] It's only a game.

From the Video Game Celebrities challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(Mr Chicken, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)
# golf is a shit game for rich wankers with fat arses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# not one looker in the lot of them
I have to deal with those wankers, although most of them are now upwardly mobile rather than rich, as all the rich ones were dying off with mattresses full of cash set to self destruct
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# yar... 2 glass eyes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# my brother-in-law has taken up golf
i have informed him that this makes him a fully-fledged twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This.
"Golf is exercise and golf is stupid. Do not let this put you off exercise." Kaz Cooke
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Golf isn't excerise. The walking from hole to hole bit is exercise, but you can do what without going anywhere near a club.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# i can think of much better ways to exercise
than twatting a little white ball around
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Steady now, ping-pong can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# only the thai version
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Well, it'll keep yer downstairs toned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yeah
but every time i start with 5 balls, but i can only ever find 4 at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Mostly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# this is exactly how i picture a game of golf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I like it and I'm poor
Fat arse remains though. Well, not so much fat, as shapeless.
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:41, archived)
# smack it with a sand wedge
at least it'll jiggle amusingly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:44, archived)
# an open-faced club?
[Homer Simpson voice]
"mmmmmmmmmm, open faced club sandwich"
[/Homer Simpson voice]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)
# mmmmmmm, sacrilicious...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# To be fair
It's me and my dad, and we just piss about. There's now only one local course will let us play
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 0:15, archived)
# *drops from the sky, crashes, starts laughing*
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# wrong...wrong...
...wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm glad I'm not the only one who found this questionable.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh wait. Oh. Oh shit. Oh this isn't 4chan at all.
Oh no no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# silly monkey has t-shirt on inside out
(JoePesky, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Jealous!
Gorgeous wife, multi-millionaire, playing a game out in the sunshine for a living...
I'd trade places with him anytime.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# FUCK
you just made me lose the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# it's only a game so put up a real big fight
I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:24, archived)
# He's playing left handed
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I think there's two ways to look at it
Happy, smiley way: PGA, PG Tips, monkeys in the adverts, lol!
Racist way: Tiger Woods is black and so likely a monkey, aren't the 1950s fun, lol!
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I thought teabags
but then it should just be 'PG Tour', shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 11 Sep 2009, 0:12, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Thats
shit.
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 1:56, archived)