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# i hope more people will be on tonight
im working on a pet project til the early hours, and b3ta becomes my pal when my mind wanders from my task in hand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# awww
*gives b3ta style bum-hugs*
Whoa your hair is amazing, I just want to lick it.
*spots something shiny and runs off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# eh.... my hair.... wha....?
My hair is rubbish - its been thinning out for the past 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# it's not thinning, I just have a cat like tounge and am stealing it all with my toungy hooks
*coughs up a hairball*
He he I am so trippy, christ it should be illegal to take these pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# TONGUE
Or as the americans would probably spell it:
TONG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm meant to be revising the humanist teacher and student guide, and philosophical naturalism for a talk I have to give on Wednesday. So I'll be around :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Is that taking off one's clothes and posing pensively?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Silly zeltergooseshit!
You're thinking of naturism.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# The TENNIS
I'll be here as long as The TENNIS is going on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I wont be around for a few minutes. I think I'm going to poop. I'll be back afterwards though, so I'll see you then.
TEE TEE EFF EN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# SHOW US YER COCK MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# here it is
8=o

Not very impressive, but its only fair, since i have seen your lady parts on here. One of my most memorable b3ta moments, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir
however that is a very poor textcock, no spunkdrops or nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# i am not ejaculating
at least, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'm up for a while yet
WEEPING OVER SWAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)