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# SLEEP WELL! MUWAHAHHAH!
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RIP PATRICK SWAYZE :(
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8256033.stm
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(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Joke's on you - I'm already asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# OH
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# is this the remake of pob?
Nicely done though - can i ask how? Is that a proper head, or a model? Video or photoshop?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
# tis a video from youtube,
that i played with in AE and PS.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
# that's a bit EEEEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
# Insomniac win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I just took my sleeping pills for my monthly bout of insomnai
This has stopped me from being able to sleep even with 75mg of Diphenhyramine Hydrochloride in me. Bonus side effect though, I'm off my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
# see, camel - NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
YOU HAVE TURNED A MAN TO THE NIGHTMARE OF CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# YAY CAKE!
hmmmm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# AHHH!
One girl puked up her own pelvis bone.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# its a fucking disgrace
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# whoops
sorry mate, go and watch something happy on youtube to make your trippin' go smoothly.

This'll do: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# ha ha loving this
He's totally not geting anywhere with that chick he's sharing a table with.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# i hope more people will be on tonight
im working on a pet project til the early hours, and b3ta becomes my pal when my mind wanders from my task in hand
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# awww
*gives b3ta style bum-hugs*
Whoa your hair is amazing, I just want to lick it.
*spots something shiny and runs off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# eh.... my hair.... wha....?
My hair is rubbish - its been thinning out for the past 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# it's not thinning, I just have a cat like tounge and am stealing it all with my toungy hooks
*coughs up a hairball*
He he I am so trippy, christ it should be illegal to take these pills.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# TONGUE
Or as the americans would probably spell it:
TONG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm meant to be revising the humanist teacher and student guide, and philosophical naturalism for a talk I have to give on Wednesday. So I'll be around :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Is that taking off one's clothes and posing pensively?
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# Silly zeltergooseshit!
You're thinking of naturism.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# The TENNIS
I'll be here as long as The TENNIS is going on.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# I wont be around for a few minutes. I think I'm going to poop. I'll be back afterwards though, so I'll see you then.
TEE TEE EFF EN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# SHOW US YER COCK MISTER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# here it is
8=o

Not very impressive, but its only fair, since i have seen your lady parts on here. One of my most memorable b3ta moments, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir
however that is a very poor textcock, no spunkdrops or nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# i am not ejaculating
at least, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# I'm up for a while yet
WEEPING OVER SWAYZE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Patrick Swayze is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# For reals this time.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# they said that the last three times
If he turns up in my kitchen and helps me spin a pot whilst I wear one of his old shirts, I'll be so mad at you, I've been waiting a life time to do that uninterupted.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# if he reaches around from behind and helps me while im 'spinning my cock'
i wont be too pleased either
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:35, archived)
# ha ha ha
this is the first thing on b3ta that made me literally lol for quite some time
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Hi JackAction you shouldn't start such hurtful rumours :(
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Oh shit you're not lying.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
# This is the worst day of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# link?
I'm not getting anything on google except old death reports
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# It's in the breaky news banner on BBC News but they don't appear to have put any words down yet.
edit: I lie
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Quite the fighter though, two years, christ that's some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
news.google.co.uk/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&ned=uk&hl=en&q=swayze
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# you see what happens?
If people joke enough about you being dead, you DO DIE eventually.
That's some scary shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:29, archived)
# don't tell the government
they'll ban humour outright
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# *fires up photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
# *awaits deluge of 'ghost' pictures*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:25, archived)
# this shit is real
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32272637/ns/entertainment-movies/
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I thought he was funny as hell in 'Captain Ron'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# whoa!
B3ta - celeb death news first!

I hope those screaming black ghost monsters dont drag him away... Scared the shits out of me they did
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I get 90% of my news from B3ta
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:33, archived)
#
i can imagine sales of this tshirt skyrocketing now:

tinyurl.com/myspkn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Not at $30 I won't
I'll just design and buy my own. Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:43, archived)
# Thanks crazy head man.
Also: I should stop frequenting b3ta, celebs always die when I'm on here.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# so you come here when you need an alibi, hummmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Update your profile or Logout, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:40, archived)
# np!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 1:41, archived)