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# riding the horses in heven
 

 
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)
# <greentext>blaaaargh!</greentext>
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:54, archived)
# patrick GAYze???????????????
yes.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)
# one thing I have learned about partick swayze from google images is that he really loved horses
and horse riding
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)
# also I think he liked dogs too
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:52, archived)
# Man I'll never forget that scene in ghost where he ghostpissed all over whoopie goldberg's shirt
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:23, archived)
# HOW COME HE HAVE BLUE EYES IN SOME PICTURES AND BROWN EYES IN OTHERS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING PATRUCUK SAWTYAYSYAHSH
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:35, archived)
# and when he was young he sometimes looked a bit like Orlando Bloom but that might be because he was on a horse
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)
# So easily swazed . . .
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)
# too soon
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)
# speaking of which I made this the other day with you in mind
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Rigor mortis
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:19, archived)
# did someone die?
the dog's a nice touch
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)
# needs more red dawn
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:16, archived)
# GOD DAMN RUSSIANS
 
Saturday Russians come and take fence
take fence away make yard all flat
they say Monday we come make new fence
Monday come and go and no fence and no Russians
I have no fence

GOD DAMN RUSSIANS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:50, archived)
# jamaica?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:13, archived)
# fucking hell man if I get home tonight and there is no fence I will find those fucking russians man
 
if we go much longer without fence there will be families camping in yard
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:27, archived)
# GOD DAMN FUCKING RUSSIANS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)
# when russians paint house they paint undercoat and never come back
these same russians.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:42, archived)
# nice man come paint house but he play christian songs with radio
then he go and russians come and take fence.
 
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:20, archived)
# I go home now there better be fence.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:48, archived)
# also that sideways vomit in the eye is an extremely difficult manoeuvre!
 
9.1 9.3 9.1
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:34, archived)
# pfft
dude, we're talkin' sheen
SHEEEEEN!!!!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)
# if any man can, charlie sheen can
 

 
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:58, archived)
# I don't even get my own irony.
It's funnier when the body temperature is within 10% of 98.6 F.

puking poodles!
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:16, archived)
# he is training the poodle to puke it is a good dog
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:40, archived)
# BONERS BONERS BONERS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)
# BONERS IN HEVEN
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:50, archived)
# Flashdance? FlashPANTS is more like it LOLOLOLOL
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:08, archived)
# yeah, now i'm hooked on dinosaur comics
THANKS
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:26, archived)
# I gave up on BBC newsflashes ages ago
Morning on b3ta does it for me.
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:42, archived)
# that and sickipedia
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)
# this is a beautiful and touching tribute
so did he really fuck animals then?
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)
# no but sometimes he trained them to be sick.
 
c.f. fig. 1
(, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:14, archived)