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# Really?
I've never read any.

So DB hasn't even had ONE original idea then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# He's worth reading for some light, but enjoyable, hokum
Creed, and the Spear are fine examples of his books worth having a read of.
Someone Dies
Anti-hero steps up
Meets woman
Hokum occurs
has sex
More Hokum occurs
has Sex
Solves Hokum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ahhhh, see in Dan Brown's books
nobody has time for any sex until all the hokum is done and dusted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nobody ever goes to the toilet or has a wank in Dan Brown's plots
therefore they are relentlessly unrealistic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe they wear colostomy bags
like Jack Bauer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)