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# Mornin all. Bin a while. I bring a gift from my travels:
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:38, archived)
# This is most certainly a pirate phlowa!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Grotesquely cute
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:45, archived)
# the cold, white eyes of a shark
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:54, archived)
# the deep, purple nose of an alcoholic
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The dull, lifeless face of Carol Vordamon
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# The clammy, pallid pink of a nan arm.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:05, archived)
# The fidgety, tapping foot of a riverdancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The ashen, threadbare green of a Quality Street green triangle basking in the gutter of humanity.
EDIT: With a penis.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)
# The grim, set face of a man "relaxing".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:12, archived)
# the sweaty, malevolent testicle of Jono Coleman
EDIT - why am i always the one left out :-(

I thought long and hard about my line. For 10 seconds.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'm still scrubbing away the mental images with a scourer dipped in industrial mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *loves hard in the face, repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:25, archived)
# BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM
BAM INFINITE
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:37, archived)
# yikes!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# zombees love them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Oddly Cute
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:06, archived)