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She's smiling because she just got in from the cold because the previous 'owners' thought that leaving her in the garden and letting her catch her own food at that age constituted as taking care. Cunts.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# my cat used to headbutt me for attention
she belonged to my niece for 5 years, so when i got her, she was happy to be left to her own devices without constantly being picked up. she stared at me though, which freaked me out. when she brought in a half-dead sparrow that sprayed bird blood on my living-room wall, she had to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:51, archived)
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That last bit sounded very disturbing.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
# nothing untoward happened
i just made my sister take it back. i find cats rather creepy, so the fact that i had that one for a year shows what a nice person i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Awww, how adorable <3
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
# i called her catface
which pissed my niece off no end. she'd named the poor creature bella, after one of the fucking tweenies :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# My cats were called Pushkin and Kitty.
Pushkin was named after the Russian author.
Kitty was named by my sister, who was 4. She also had a rabbit called Bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
# my brother had a mouse called smackhead
i once had a goldfish named mong, because it looked like one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Poor fish!
Smackhead is a cool name though. Was it a heroin junkie or did he just like to smack it in the head?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# no, he just liked the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Catface is a much better name.
Mine just jumped on top of my door. What worries me is: where will she jump to next?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# Place bets now!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:28, archived)
# on top of the fridge
cats like fridges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)
# All 7 feet to the floor! Brave/stoopid kitty.
She is now, as is her wont, curled up on my knee so I can't move :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 2:01, archived)
# One of the funniest things I've seen my cat do is try and drag a rabbit, probably half the size of him, through the the cat flap.
Took a while. He then left it at my feet like some sort of sacrifice.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 0:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# funniest thing catface did
was try to stalk the reflection off my watch across the couch, then leap at it and fall down the side, popping her head up a second later with a very bemused expression on her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Funny cat story #3:
While moving in a new wardrobe into my room, with a mirror on it. My cat decided to jump into the magic space behind the mirror, unsuccessfully.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:08, archived)
# hahhaha!
it's amazing the fun you can have with a cat and a laser pointer. also, have you ever played cat buckaroo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Yes,
I like the look they give once woken up that says they clearly don't look up to you when it comes to intelligence.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# it's a great game when you're stoned
a lad i knew had a rottweiler puppy, he painted a diamond on its forehead with tipp-ex when he was stoned and called it black beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Genuine lol.
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:20, archived)
# this is the same lad
who knocked at my door at 3 a.m to ask me if i would have a snowball fight with him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
Was there any snow?
(Peter_G, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:26, archived)
# yeah
about 3 millimetres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Oh yes
I once disturbed a Spanish cat with a laser pointer. I'd do the same with a British cat, but they're too wily.
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:31, archived)
# they're not
i accidentally made one run into a wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:37, archived)
# *Takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:47, archived)
# One of my cats caught a racing pigoen once.
She knackered its wing but we managed to save it and return it to its extremely displeased owner.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# racing pigeons used to land in our yard sometimes
my dad would look after them if they were ill, then let them go. mum hates animals that aren't portion-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# pigdeon... pigdin... ah, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)