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# You never get that quality of hitchhiker on the roads these days...
Am I the only one who feels bad about not picking up a hitchhiker?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Backpackers are less risk and more fun.
/Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# You'd have to go to Aviemore, Pitlochry or some other west coast/highland location
in Scotland to find a backpacker. But even there they are lesser-spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Hitch hiking is a lost method of transportation . . .
one never does know these days . . . does one ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i want to pick up a hitchiker
just so that when they tell me their name, i can say "do you mind if i call you number 9?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Offer them some lotion for their skin as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:56, archived)
# possibly
another good one is, when they ask where they can put their rucksack, say "in the back, with the others"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I get this picture in my head of a spider in a very poor disguise
Picking up hitchhiking flies for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I AM DISCOVERED!
*scuttles off sharpish*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I found that Cuba was riddled with hitch hikers

But after having picked up a couple, we were utterly tired of them trying to invent sudden roadblocks up ahead to try and get us off our route and passed their house/school/tobacco plantation. And I'm not even talking about the constant pressure to buy second-rate cigars or to visit said plantations.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ha ha, I'd love that over here:
you pull over to offer some lady a lift and as soon as you drive off she whips out clipboard and asks you to complete a survey/buy a time share/join a charity.

They should try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I went exactly like that. Only without the clipboard.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The new capitalism is taking effect . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 23:09, archived)