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[challenge entry] Not really what the compo asked for
Not that it stopped anyone just doing what the hell they wanted last time. Ah well, nm.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha
have a comicstrip.
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DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS ALMOST NIL 'STRIP'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
# gunky
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
# careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# Monkey strippers!
*devises business plan*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Damnit!
I demand royalties, 35% for every exposed monkey boob
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
# lol
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
# brb
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# this is no good
it would make your gun smell of banana! who wants a fruity gun? no-one, that's who!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:05, archived)
# OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIINNNNNDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
# no! bananas are bad and wrong! they are badong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# OOOOOOPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN
YOOOOOUUUUURRRRR
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# *starts the reactor*
*goes shopping for 3-cupped bra*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# YES!
bananas
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
# NO! NO BANANAS!
fuck it, i'm off for a cuppa and to watch a film.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# make another comic right now
come on hurry

HURRY
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I have tablet failure,
so I'd just get annoyed and frustrated with it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# DEAL WITH IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# FUCK YOU SYSTEM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Bananagun!
In the game of Killer (aka Assassin), I found the Silenced Banana to be a most effective weapon.
Take one banana, affix cardboard tube with "silencer" written on it, point, go "Phttt" and score a kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:13, archived)
# win ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Gunana
Yes it is
(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Very Eddie
Guns don't kill people, mokeys with guns kill people.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)