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[challenge entry] deity with tits


From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:24, archived)
# He just wanted him to join the family business.
God damn hippy communist.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:25, archived)
# God has moobs!
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:27, archived)
# and a fully working clunge
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Wouldn't you if you were god?
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# oh yes!
id have mine where my belly button is.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Or a "deitit" as I believe they're called in theological circles
 
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:28, archived)
# or "theological circles"
as they're known in...etc.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:29, archived)
# *shakes paw*
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:30, archived)
# cunt
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Spotted!
You scamp.
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Nearly, very very nearly
(, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)