I'm quite tempted to catch up on
this morning's Jeremy Kyle...
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
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if you do
i shall be forced to hunt you down and shoot you like a dog
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01,
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as you should
jeremy kyle is more painful than a wasabi enema
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06,
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i see enough chavs
there's a lidl just down the road
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:07,
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But did he 'step up to the mark'?
I've watched it occasionally (I work from home) and there always seems to be someone who needs to 'step up to the mark'.
I'm pretty sure that he hasn't recorded a show in years and his dialogue is just looped stock footage.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:09,
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Then there's
'Why didn't you put something on the end of it?'
Oh, the shame of my viewing habits.
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KeenBean objects to this comma,
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