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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
# He Comes?
haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Mrs Robinson, are you trying to GYHLJHHGCHJKJKJJHUYGCFFXFCHJJKJK
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EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Evenin' Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Evenin'
Or mornin', back in the civilised world.

Shit, it's afternoon now.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Crap, they just changed the clocks here, too.
I have no idea anymore, other than it is dark and I want cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That's in a couple of weeks here, thankfully
I'm just confused because I got up nice and early to watch the GP, which turned out to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:54, archived)
# La la la la la la *can't hear you*
I'm going to watch it in a few hours. We end up with an odd mix of BBC and Australian coverage. One of the Australian commentators really knows his stuff and the other can't tell the front of a car from the back. They talk and then cut back to Martin Brundle. It's a bit odd, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Eep
Sorry. At least I didn't give away any actual details...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yes,
for the tentacles of my organisation could even reach you from my Antipodean lair...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Oh God, I want cake.
A huge Schwartzwaldertorte and coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Ah bugger it, it's nearly ten in the evening.
I'll make that a Kaffee-Schnapps.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:58, archived)
# mmmm cake. I wonder if I have enough stuff to make cake?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I don't have an oven.
/new flat on Tuesday blog.

What sort of cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:59, archived)
# *haha points*
I probably have enough stuff to make a cake but I couldn't be bothered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG
I just got some milk from the communal fridge and there was a maple pecan Daish the size of the Moon in there. I ight have to take it, eat it, buy a replacement and leave a note of apology in French to throw the scent off of me. Being English, I couldn't possibly speak another language.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Leave it in Swahili
That'll confuse the buggers

Edit: This is what google translate gave me: "Sorry kwamba mimi alichukua keki yako lakini tafadhali kuamini kwamba akaenda mahali bora zaidi ingekuwa vinginevyo. Mbali, unahitaji kupoteza baadhi uzito. Lots wa upendo, Mavis."

Evidently either Google or Swahili speakers don't know the meaning of the word "Sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Aha!
And that would lay the blame squarely at the door of the African girl who lives in the room opposite the fridge.
Back in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:10, archived)
# A perfect plan!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Go to Switzerland.
They use 'sorry' there all the time instead of 'entschuldigung'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Convenient
here in baden-wuerttemberg they mix and match, probably to see what confuses you the most.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:17, archived)
# big fridge.
I always love special lectures at uni, they have the best cakes. Almost makes sitting through the dullarse talks worthwhile.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I've been taught the trick
of drinking tea through a Tim-tam.

Although Tim-tam sounds like a tampon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:16, archived)
# can't say I'm a fan of that
probably because I got it wrong, got timtam crumbs up my nose and my ears went pop. Have you been converted to vegemite yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Nope.
Haven't tried very hard, though. the main difficulty would be getting the girls to accept it. They're not usually fussy about food, but the pair of them can notice the difference between Marmite and another brand of yeast extract, which is pretty discerning...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I fear they are too far committed to marmite.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Yog shoggoth!
and many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:42, archived)