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# WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKING
TURTLES THIS MORNING???
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Turtle Tuesday
Did you miss the memo?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# damn it - my in tray is a bit of a mess
*scrabbles through paperwork*

aha! found it!

is was underneath the memo about scrapping plans for Aubergine Wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:54, archived)
# What


Now what am I going to do with these here 6 aubergine animations?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Don't worry, scrapping Aubergine Wednesday is still in the committee stage
And if there's anything that can hold up a decision its a committee.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# let's call a meeting
I'm sure we can put forward a motion to amalgamate it into plans for Squash Friday

we'll get Prequal to type up the agenda and set up the committee room
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You don't want to rush into a meeting.
We'd better call a pre-meeting to plan the agenda of the meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# don't mean to intrude but
I think the auditers are in the committee room..?
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Oh Bollocks
Right - is the Boiler room free?

I can get a table moved in there - Mediocre? You're in charge of Jaffa Cakes

Mighty Nibus can sort the Coffee - get £50 from petty cash and nip to Starbucks

valoukh? can you see if there's any spare chairs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I can also help with moving some chairs around and providing a sarcastic comment from time to time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:09, archived)
# smashing stuff sir!
I think - with a bit of organisation we can get this pre-committee agenda planning meeting meeting sorted

Now

Who's got the keys to the Boiler room?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Er

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:17, archived)
# I believe I can do that sir!
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:10, archived)
# cool
If you can't find enough - get them from the marketing dept

they can always stand up - mind you, they're never there.. so they won't notice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:11, archived)
# I'm back from Starbucks
but they only had this warm brown stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Any caffeine in it?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 10:52, archived)
# It is Albanian Turtle Day
in Albania
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# they're actually tortoises in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines (the crown group of the superorder Chelonia), characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs that acts as a shield.
Most turtles are in fact gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)