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[challenge entry] The trouble with this challenge...
...is that pretty much everything can be pornified.
The trick is finding something that could win. Will this?
Doubtful. But I reckon its good for a chuckle.

From the Reborn as Porn challenge. See all 562 entries (closed)

(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
# T'IT
'APPEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Name that tit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Tense snooker.
Tensnooker.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Snooker played with a tens machine, that can go off at random?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)
# That sounds like a gameshow.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# The pad is wrapped around the players scrotum, and everytime they pot a ball it goes off.
Raising a setting every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:39, archived)
# I don't understand why anyone would agree to play.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# It'd turn the game into a feat of physical endurance.
And the prize money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# 4 - 4.
I hate this. I've had to put music on so as to not hear the hideously biased commentating too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I am watching, but have had it on mute from the start.
What are they saying? By biased do you mean neutral, conflicting with your considerable "FUCK YEAH" bias?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# You could just have pressed mute.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
# I did. I wanted to listen to music. I like music. Do you like music? Music.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Mu-sic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Now the camera is focussed on Michaela and nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# This isn't bad.
They're basically just very obviously backing Mark King. Come on, Ricky. WIN THE GAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I like King, he makes funny faces sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I think you meant to say, "fuck yeah, Ricky Walden".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Why do you love Ricky Walden so much Ttssattsr?
I mean, he's cool and all, but you're probably his biggest fan.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Ricky Walden is just super awesome. Look at him walking around. He walks around and he is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Chortle, and this one doesn't even need 'shopping:
4.bp.blogspot.com/_uo_eC6uZluY/Rtg2X4zWFGI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/RvMMoAPdeYw/s1600-h/shaft_in_africa_HIPO.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Followed up with...
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm going to jam this pea in here
Seeing as this compo is almost begging me to do it (even if it isn't much cop and only tenuously related to your post, sorry :x)

(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
# When Bukkake goes wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Bukkake can never go wrong
Unless everyone's dried up, or she's your daughter :x
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# Tenuous you say?
(57841, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fucking hell
That link is so thin even light can't reflect from it
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# Let's be honest...

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Lol
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# :D
you said tit!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Goddamnit this beer is warm, Pantera

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:34, archived)