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# A drugs test.
You can take yours now.
Also, have some morphine. Everyone else is.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:45, archived)
# On the plus side I'm now missing a fingerprint
What crimes shall I commit using only my left forefinger?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:46, archived)
# Rapes
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Steal a thimble.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Or one of those monster finger puppets made of rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or Fingermouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Or a freakishly large straw.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# No, no. no!
I know what you should steal!

A piece of string!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Oh wait!
You should totally steal loads of those jelly wedding rings! You can get like a thousand of those on one finger! That would totally be £10 of booty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:13, archived)
# I like this idea most.
But I do like Fingermouse.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Then do it!
DO IT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Poke a badger to death.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:20, archived)
# That sounds dangerous.
Although you are a doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:24, archived)
# It's fairly safe as long as you remember to go for the eyes first.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:25, archived)