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claspy claspy claspy claspy

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:52, archived)

They clasp:

thus.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)

Have a Deringer

www.flickr.com/photos/rchappo2002/2285050358/sizes/o/in/set-72157603977150620/
They're very smooth and light.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)

I have a compulsion to remove the punctuation and add internet ackronyms to that picture

DERINGER OMG LITTLE CIGARS DO THEY TASTE STRONG

LOL NO THEY'RE REALLY SMOOTH AND LIGHT LOL

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)

I think I'll start packing Deringers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)

I bought steel today from a huge fat guy with so much tobacco in his mouth he couldn't talk properly.

Everything's nice until the HORRIBLE DEATH!

:)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)

I think I've only ever seen one person chewing tobacco in real life

and it turned my stomach to be honest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06, archived)

Rural America is rich with oddballs.

This was spectacular. I've never seen anything quite like it. Slabs of steel on a flatbed truck, and a huge redneck with 'baccy on his shirt.

I just wanted out of the city. But I got a cornucopia of weirdos. And this is the progressive side of the country. I just left Oregon, and it was intense to say the least. Ie, rednecks with chainsaws.

Oh hell, I'm off to bed.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:38, archived)

I want to start smoking a pipe because I think it would make me look distinguished

but then I would need an allotment to smoke it on.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)

Surely small filter-tipped cigars

are cigarettes

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:24, archived)

To truly clasp in this manner you must live, breathe and eat the values of the clasper.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)

Many can grasp

few indeed can truly clasp.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)

The clasp master presents:

Clasping Masterclass

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)

You can call it the art of clasping without clasping.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:20, archived)