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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:49, archived)
# claspy claspy claspy claspy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:52, archived)
# They clasp:
thus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:53, archived)
# Have a Deringer
www.flickr.com/photos/rchappo2002/2285050358/sizes/o/in/set-72157603977150620/
They're very smooth and light.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# I have a compulsion to remove the punctuation and add internet ackronyms to that picture
DERINGER OMG LITTLE CIGARS DO THEY TASTE STRONG

LOL NO THEY'RE REALLY SMOOTH AND LIGHT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# I think I'll start packing Deringers.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I bought steel today from a huge fat guy with so much tobacco in his mouth he couldn't talk properly.
Everything's nice until the HORRIBLE DEATH!




:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:58, archived)
# I think I've only ever seen one person chewing tobacco in real life
and it turned my stomach to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Rural America is rich with oddballs.
This was spectacular. I've never seen anything quite like it. Slabs of steel on a flatbed truck, and a huge redneck with 'baccy on his shirt.

I just wanted out of the city. But I got a cornucopia of weirdos. And this is the progressive side of the country. I just left Oregon, and it was intense to say the least. Ie, rednecks with chainsaws.

Oh hell, I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:38, archived)
# I want to start smoking a pipe because I think it would make me look distinguished
but then I would need an allotment to smoke it on.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:26, archived)
# Surely small filter-tipped cigars
are cigarettes
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 7:24, archived)
# To truly clasp in this manner you must live, breathe and eat the values of the clasper.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Many can grasp
few indeed can truly clasp.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 5:57, archived)
# The clasp master presents:
Clasping Masterclass
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:00, archived)
# You can call it the art of clasping without clasping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:20, archived)
# AAU
The overlapping works really nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:06, archived)
# ALSO:

We made cards from 5 of the LPHNT pics and evil_twin is going to try selling them in Brooklyn on Sunday. This is the price card thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:14, archived)
# Very nice
Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:30, archived)
# The trick to selling them is pretending that only special people are allowed to buy them.
Reject the first sale on the grounds that the person isn't special enough (unless they're a really special person, in which case just pick the first person who isn't special), then watch the rubes come flocking in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 6:33, archived)