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# I was about to buy my tickets for this


when my colleague at work sent this to me, explaining that she is a fish face as she always has her mouth open in pics and therefore she's ideal for the kazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I wouldn't mind her playing my kazoo
As long as she had sex with me first.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
#
me it
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)
# she looks nothing like Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:05, archived)
# It's the wide face,
more like an axlotl.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Up the wazoo
Had to be said
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:07, archived)
# she looks like a grumpy 12 year old lad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Still would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I saw her in that awful 'The Duchess' film the other day
she can't act and she looks like a twig
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:12, archived)
# OMG but it was so liek princess di!
Except the rape scene, as far as we know.

Lesson's to be learned? If you marry a man purely for his wealth and social status, you can't really pretend to be suprised when the marriage isn't a fairy tale.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:23, archived)
# the one thought I took away from that film was
"Christ, if I had to travel about in carriages with rubbish suspension, I'd make damn sure the road surfaces were smooth"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Just to be clear
I think she's loverrrly, luverrrrrrlyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:13, archived)
# nooo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:14, archived)
# You truly do have an image for every occasion
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:21, archived)
# :D
Almost...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:22, archived)
# This reminds me of the Health and Safety stress-testing swiss rolls.
Was that one of yours?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:25, archived)