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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:21, archived)
# simon cowell runs in too late to save overpaid twat from rogue motorcycle courier
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:23, archived)
# More or less :)
EDIT: except that most Americans would prefer the tackle be on Cowell
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:25, archived)
# many english people too.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:38, archived)
# I think Polo and American football would be a better match.
All that plastic armour would make fun sounds when thumped by a mallet or hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:35, archived)
# I like the idea of horse tackling too
Perhaps monster trucking and cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Good call, and by that pattern tennis and NASCAR.
Strawberries and Bud Light, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:43, archived)
# Shuffleboard and mud wrestling
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:47, archived)
# Baseball and Foxhunting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:51, archived)
# Ice Hockey/Steeplechase
nothing sweeter than horses on ice
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:52, archived)
# I'd like to punch a horse in its smug face.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it would be like cozy powell with full kit falling down a well, onto keith moon.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Dig out your Botox Girl gifs
Barack's smile is amazingly consistent

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tuds Girl, Dr Karl Kennedy and Barack Obama should all go party together sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:45, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:10, archived)
# Ha ha, poor Barack.
He has such unfortunate initials, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Dolphins can't tackle!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)
# good shopping
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 12:02, archived)